Population | 16.74 billion |
Capital | St Inkytown |
Leader | First Minister Festus McDunkel |
Faith | Muddlism |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | Eastern Mudfish |
The Confederacy of East Mudfish is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by First Minister Festus McDunkel with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.74 billion East Mudfishians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Inkytown. The average income tax rate is 58.5%.
The frighteningly efficient East Mudfishian economy, worth a remarkable 2,848 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,134 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
An exhibition on Eastern Mudfish memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, Eastern Mudfish with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Mudfish's national animal is the Eastern Mudfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Muddlism.
East Mudfish is ranked 196,621st in the world and 5,068th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 51.75168215668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Mudfish was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : East Mudfish was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : East Mudfish's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : East Mudfish was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport, Highest Unexpected Death Rate, Most Avoided, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and Most Devout.
- : East Mudfish's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in East Mudfish, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in East Mudfish, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
- : Following new legislation in East Mudfish, Eastern Mudfish with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
- : Following new legislation in East Mudfish, an exhibition on Eastern Mudfish memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery.
- : Following new legislation in East Mudfish, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.