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Largest Black Market: 3,377thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,746thLargest Retail Industry: 3,807th
The Confederacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mottos are for Wimps
First Minister Festus McDunkel
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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East Mudfish

Population16.74 billion

CapitalSt Inkytown
LeaderFirst Minister Festus McDunkel
FaithMuddlism

CurrencyPeso
AnimalEastern Mudfish

The Confederacy of East Mudfish is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by First Minister Festus McDunkel with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.74 billion East Mudfishians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Inkytown. The average income tax rate is 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient East Mudfishian economy, worth a remarkable 2,848 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,134 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

An exhibition on Eastern Mudfish memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, Eastern Mudfish with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Mudfish's national animal is the Eastern Mudfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Muddlism.

East Mudfish is ranked 196,621st in the world and 5,068th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 51.75168215668 days.

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Largest Black Market: 3,377thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,746thLargest Retail Industry: 3,807thMost Avoided: 3,912thMost Devout: 4,922ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,144thLargest Mining Sector: 7,781stHighest Economic Output: 7,815thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,489thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,500thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,254thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,186thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,914thHighest Average Incomes: 15,966thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,506thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,956thLargest Populations: 22,212thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,984thMost Efficient Economies: 23,515thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,824thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29,380thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29,724th
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Largest Retail Industry: 178th in the regionLargest Black Market: 236th in the regionMost Avoided: 253rd in the regionMost Devout: 275th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 293rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 300th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 437th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 490th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 541st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 660th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 696th in the regionLargest Populations: 744th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 831st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,021st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : East Mudfish was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : East Mudfish was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : East Mudfish's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : East Mudfish was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport, Highest Unexpected Death Rate, Most Avoided, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and Most Devout.
  • : East Mudfish's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in East Mudfish, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in East Mudfish, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in East Mudfish, Eastern Mudfish with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • : Following new legislation in East Mudfish, an exhibition on Eastern Mudfish memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery.
  • : Following new legislation in East Mudfish, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.

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