Population | 7.966 billion |
Capital | Aurora |
Leader | Sebastian II |
Currency | Dollaridoo |
Animal | Winged Fox |
The Kingdom of East Thule is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sebastian II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 7.966 billion East Thulemen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 77.6%.
The frighteningly efficient East Thulean economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion Dollaridoos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 203,797 Dollaridoos, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Sebastian II', and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Thule's national animal is the Winged Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
East Thule is ranked 103,508th in the world and 16th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Most Stationary, with 413.454770111 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in East Thule, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
- : East Thule voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in East Thule, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Sebastian II'.
- : East Thule was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in East Thule, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
- : Following new legislation in East Thule, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
- : Following new legislation in East Thule, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills.
- : Following new legislation in East Thule, the ETBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
- : East Thule voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : East Thule voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.