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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,617thLargest Retail Industry: 1,763rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,408th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Order and Chaos
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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East Thule

Population7.966 billion

CapitalAurora
LeaderSebastian II

CurrencyDollaridoo
AnimalWinged Fox

The Kingdom of East Thule is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sebastian II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 7.966 billion East Thulemen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 77.6%.

The frighteningly efficient East Thulean economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion Dollaridoos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 203,797 Dollaridoos, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Sebastian II', and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Thule's national animal is the Winged Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Thule is ranked 103,508th in the world and 16th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Most Stationary, with 413.454770111 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,617thLargest Retail Industry: 1,763rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,408thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,621stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,179thMost Efficient Economies: 3,423rdHighest Food Quality: 5,195thMost Cultured: 5,446thMost Inclusive: 5,507thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,764thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,830thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,774thMost Developed: 6,910thLargest Governments: 7,485thSmartest Citizens: 7,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,015thBest Weather: 8,206thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,006thHighest Average Incomes: 9,622ndNicest Citizens: 9,764thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,008thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,033rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,177thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,564thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,414thHealthiest Citizens: 14,792ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,362ndHighest Economic Output: 16,196thMost Secular: 16,482ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,788thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,318thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,254thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,652nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Thule, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : East Thule voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in East Thule, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Sebastian II'.
  • : East Thule was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in East Thule, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in East Thule, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
  • : Following new legislation in East Thule, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills.
  • : Following new legislation in East Thule, the ETBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : East Thule voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : East Thule voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".

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