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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,453rdMost Devout: 11,291stMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,048th
The Holy Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
In Bob We Trust.
Influence
Powerbroker
Kaghoneros
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Very Good

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East TISNoBob

Population15.482 billion

CapitalBoberno
LeaderPope Bob XIV
FaithBoberno

CurrencyFerret
AnimalFerret

The Holy Republic of East TISNoBob is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Pope Bob XIV with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, triple-decker prams, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, devout population of 15.482 billion East TISNoBobians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boberno. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant East TISNoBobian economy, worth 198 trillion Ferrets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 12,807 Ferrets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government snoops on private internet connections, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East TISNoBob's national animal is the Ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Boberno.

East TISNoBob is ranked 114,536th in the world and 4th in Small Ineffectual Rulers for Most Stationary, with 336.28334727852 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 21,048thMost Conservative: 23,436thLargest Populations: 25,443rdMost Income Equality: 27,338th

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