|Leader||dosnivaslic the eternal|
|Animal||Flaming land fish|
The 1st Monarchical Empire of Eastalandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by dosnivaslic the eternal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.622 billion Eastaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Planet eleoran. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eastaian economy, worth 477 trillion ßòñéåǹs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,393 ßòñéåǹs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Planet Eleoran" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastalandia's national animal is the Flaming land fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ĉöptïć-Jëwß.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eastalandia's influence in Nilfgaard rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
- : Eastalandia added the tag "Past Tech" to Nilfgaard.
- : Eastalandia added the tag "Modern Tech" to Nilfgaard.
- : Eastalandia added the tag "Future Tech" to Nilfgaard.
- : Eastalandia added the tag "Fantasy Tech" to Nilfgaard.
- : Eastalandia agreed to construct embassies between Nilfgaard and 1st Epitome United.
- : Eastalandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Eastalandia's influence in Nilfgaard fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
- : Eastalandia lodged a message on the Nilfgaard Regional Message Board.
- : Eastalandia unsuppressed a post on the Nilfgaard Regional Message Board.