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Most Devout: 7,857thLargest Black Market: 9,002ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,584th
The 1st Monarchical Empire of
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Eastalandia

Population4.622 billion

CapitalPlanet eleoran
Leaderdosnivaslic the eternal
FaithĈptć-Jw

Currencyǹ
AnimalFlaming land fish

The 1st Monarchical Empire of Eastalandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by dosnivaslic the eternal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.622 billion Eastaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Planet eleoran. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastaian economy, worth 477 trillion ǹs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,393 ǹs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Planet Eleoran" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastalandia's national animal is the Flaming land fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ĉptć-Jw.

Eastalandia is ranked 126,540th in the world and 2nd in Nilfgaard for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 693.25 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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