by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 885th Most Influential: 1,708th Most Devout: 7,239th
The Multidemenisonal empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population3.032 billion



The Multidemenisonal empire of Eastalandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by d with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.032 billion Eastaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XIJǹ. The average income tax rate is 65.0%.

The all-consuming Eastaian economy, worth 280 trillion ǹs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,634 ǹs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to Eastaians, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastalandia's national animal is the nijia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ĉptć-Jw.

Eastalandia is ranked 7,239th in the world and 306th in The North Pacific for Most Devout, with 2,498.81 Prayers Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 885thTop
Most Influential: 1,708thMost Devout: 7,239thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,052ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,691stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,615th
Largest Black Market: 275th in the regionMost Devout: 306th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 442nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 549th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 598th in the regionMost Influential: 633rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 701st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 724th in the region

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