The Empire of Eastern Hyront Scassen is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Anthony Hu with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.038 billion Eastern Hyront Scassenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyront City. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Hyront Scassenian economy, worth 699 trillion Hyronts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,138 Hyronts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, recognizing the Eastern Hyront Scassenian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Hyront Scassen's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Hyront Scassen is ranked 6,120^th in the world and 186^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.04 Bananas Ingested Per Day.