The Empire of Eastern Hyront Scassen is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Anthony Hu with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.817 billion Eastern Hyront Scassenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyront City. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Hyront Scassenian economy, worth 826 trillion Hyronts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 171,592 Hyronts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eastern Hyront Scassen recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Hyront Scassen's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Hyront Scassen is ranked 29,424^th in the world and 899^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,782.23 on the Societal Mobility Rating.