The Empire of Eastern Hyront Scassen is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Anthony Hu with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 5.231 billion Eastern Hyront Scassenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyront City. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Hyront Scassenian economy, worth 876 trillion Hyronts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,542 Hyronts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Eastern Hyront Scassen, school football matches are usually five-a-side, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Eastern Hyront Scassen are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and the nation is completely gun-free. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Hyront Scassen's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Hyront Scassen is ranked 149,117^th in the world and 5,117^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 269.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.