Population | 8.602 billion |
Capital | Zavutsk |
Leader | Feodor Alexandrov |
Currency | tschekov |
Animal | Trakehner |
The People's Republic of Eastern Valskovia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Feodor Alexandrov with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.602 billion Eastern Valskovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zavutsk. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Eastern Valskovian economy, worth 738 trillion tschekovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 85,848 tschekovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, helicopter parenting is on the rise, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Valskovia's national animal is the Trakehner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Eastern Valskovia is ranked 25,465th in the world and 512th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,450.95412694432 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The The Militaristic Empire of Star Winter.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Eralan.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Republic of Hyphen.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ubeland.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Wartime General of Francois Isidore.
- : Eastern Valskovia's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Illustrious Domain of Vancricia.
World Assembly
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