The Dictatorship of Eggslvannia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sir Benedict with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 3.932 billion Eggslvannians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eggington. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eggslvannian economy, worth 521 trillion Eggs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,502 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, Sir Benedict spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggslvannia's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Omeleticon.

Eggslvannia is ranked 20,095^th in the world and 26^th in Concord for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.64 law-abiding acts per hour.