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Rudest Citizens: 107thHighest Crime Rates: 155thLargest Retail Industry: 158th
The Community of
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Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Egzarkia

Population3.521 billion

CapitalTeddy bear

CurrencyWeld
AnimalHuman

The Community of Egzarkia is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.521 billion Egzarkis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Administration, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teddy bear. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Egzarkian economy, worth 850 trillion Welds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 241,463 Welds, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Egzarkia's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Egzarkia is ranked 4,564th in the world and 108th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,847.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 107thHighest Crime Rates: 155thLargest Retail Industry: 158thMost Armed: 169thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 213thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 235thFattest Citizens: 278thMost Avoided: 513thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 664thLargest Gambling Industry: 676thMost Rebellious Youth: 703rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,119thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,197thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,333rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,853rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,081stHighest Average Incomes: 3,740thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,451stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,564thMost Inclusive: 4,966thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,103rdNudest: 5,730thMost Efficient Economies: 8,724thTop
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Most Secular: 11,450thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,862ndMost Politically Free: 13,071stHighest Drug Use: 13,395thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,103rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,334thSmartest Citizens: 19,841stHighest Economic Output: 19,929th
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 108th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionMost Politically Free: 129th in the regionMost Inclusive: 159th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 170th in the regionNudest: 195th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 213th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 294th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 401st in the regionMost Secular: 403rd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 455th in the regionLargest Black Market: 475th in the regionMost Stationary: 500th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 525th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 561st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 627th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 680th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 680th in the regionLargest Populations: 796th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Egzarkia, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Egzarkia, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Egzarkia, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
  • : Following new legislation in Egzarkia, female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers.
  • : Following new legislation in Egzarkia, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Egzarkia, shopping comes bagged and tagged.
  • : Following new legislation in Egzarkia, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Egzarkia, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Egzarkia, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in Egzarkia, the nation subsists off of the minimal number of farms imaginable.

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