by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,613thMost Influential: 1,723rdNicest Citizens: 4,036th
The Vermilion Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
Come, and let us put an end to this miserable story.
Imperial Chancellor Giliath Osiris
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.246 billion

CapitalHeimdallr - The Vermilion Capital
LeaderImperial Chancellor Giliath Osiris
FaithSpiral of Erebos

AnimalGolden Stallion

The Vermilion Empire of Einherfell is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Imperial Chancellor Giliath Osiris with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.246 billion Einherfellians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heimdallr - The Vermilion Capital. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einherfellian economy, worth 278 trillion Miras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,850 Miras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and nine out of ten citizens of Einherfell answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. Crime is totally unknown. Einherfell's national animal is the Golden Stallion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiral of Erebos.

Einherfell is ranked 9,878th in the world and 223rd in the West Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 90.06 Quips Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,613thMost Influential: 1,723rdTop
Nicest Citizens: 4,036thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,162ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,218thMost Inclusive: 4,518thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,243rdMost Pacifist: 5,450thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,593rdBest Weather: 8,484thHealthiest Citizens: 8,647thMost Developed: 8,797thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,849thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,344thSmartest Citizens: 9,878thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,961stLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,468thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,847thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,759thMost Efficient Economies: 11,806thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,299thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,707thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,912thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,471stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,496thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,293rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,793rdHighest Drug Use: 14,965thMost Secular: 15,519thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,595thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,974thMost Cultured: 20,060thHighest Average Incomes: 21,597thLargest Governments: 21,958th
Most Influential: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 83rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 83rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 114th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 126th in the regionMost Pacifist: 135th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 165th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 189th in the regionBest Weather: 198th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 202nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 210th in the regionMost Developed: 212th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 214th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 220th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 223rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 224th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 252nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 259th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 265th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 277th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 286th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 296th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 297th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 315th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 325th in the regionMost Secular: 392nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 402nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 414th in the regionMost Cultured: 440th in the regionLargest Governments: 446th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 581st in the regionMost Stationary: 588th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Einherfell, nine out of ten citizens of Einherfell answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Einherfell, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Einherfell, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Einherfell, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Einherfell, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Einherfell, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Einherfellian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Einherfell, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Einherfell, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Einherfell, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Einherfell, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 138 » Bran Astor, Bhang Bhang Duc, Sensorland, Atheist States of Philippines, Mercia Regnum, Mirchusko, The Undivided, Mathematania, Papercuts and Skittles, Pandaland II, United States of Northern America, Fujai, Kisovec, Cro Magnon, Divina Patriae, The Fourth Redoubt, Holmani, Kittenlicious, Cryland, Wickedly evil people, Svanland, Gryphonian Alliance, Marshalia, Win Mints, Fuentana, Nedtherland, The United Republic of Westend, Twisted Duality, Sindria, Thyrall, Lynier, Westwind, Ingentis Novus, San Mazer, Condonohia, Nieubasria, Rubberduckia, Liberillia, Glorious Existence, Marina Nova, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, New Democratic Republic of Russia, DiscGolfLand, Constantinopolisia, Western End Them Son, Psikuta, Fielure, Arnic, Pi Island, The Rega, and 88 others.Terra Narberth, The united federation of vooperia, New Belia, Greynne, Common Good, Ferroia, The Technocratic Ideas, Triestine, Acropylae, Southern Gamedermark, Q The Almighty, The Isle of Burgrass, Bova Ptaltand, Archonina, Gracelantia, The Anclave, Fumafuma, Leukogeras, Fallgriffin, Kalla, Comia Noracon, New Cerveza, Oronia, Dreamers for Hope, Akshireuya, Neon Sweden, Free Radio States, Shaktirajya, Nevafornia, East Swedesia, Robbinston, Tropical Isles, Torkvale, Numpties, Greg Tucker, Arracrania, BoxcarJim, Ellcrys, Zoran, IndyCar Racing, Resurgence City, Matism, Starblazer, Arvladma, Coung Komands, Region of Dwipantara, Twin Tiers Metropolis, Champaign, Bodusse, Redacterial Psychoanalysts, Sultanat of Turkistan, The Eclectic End, Itrusca, SBAHJlandia, Fallen Iron Duke, Athrid HullHund, Plankstein, Avadon, Mediobogdum, Orandia, Anuubis, Inner Paniumati, Volkason, Sniper Slayers, Santos-Dominius, Emark, Giovanniland, Eskaton, Dilber, Sirulinuck, Hamburg Neo, Thevinia, Betsomarik, Aldesport, BIteland, Squornshelan Remnant States, Diaconstipation, Kurabis, Newfieisland, Yaspica, Dalimbar, Pandaland III, Valocke, Ahssn, Orson Welles, The First Earth Empire, Professor Thomas, and Nagaraningrad.

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