by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,622ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,748thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,035th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
cripple the blasphemer
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population753 million


The Republic of Eldoradoo is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 753 million Eldoradooans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 5.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eldoradooan economy, worth 72.1 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 95,728 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eldoradoo's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eldoradoo is ranked 106,164th in the world and 110th in The Black Hawks for Most Politically Free, scoring 64 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,622ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,748thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,035thFattest Citizens: 9,170thMost Avoided: 9,285thLargest Retail Industry: 11,993rdTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,503rdHighest Crime Rates: 22,498th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionFattest Citizens: 34th in the region

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