by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 648th Most Advanced Public Transport: 773rd Healthiest Citizens: 899th
The Untied States of
Father Knows Best State
Our people come first
Jay Booker
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Eldridge Crossings

Population14.117 billion

CapitalFort Bend
LeaderJay Booker
FaithNon- donominational


The Untied States of Eldridge Crossings is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jay Booker with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.117 billion Eldridge Crossingsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Bend. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Eldridge Crossingsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,122 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,316 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eldridge Crossings's national animal is the Cougar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Non- donominational.

Eldridge Crossings is ranked 166,985th in the world and 6,275th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 3.58 Atheism Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 648thMost Advanced Public Transport: 773rdHealthiest Citizens: 899thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,335thLowest Crime Rates: 1,537thBest Weather: 1,644thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,843rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,864thMost Pacifist: 2,301stSafest: 2,499thLargest Governments: 2,628thNicest Citizens: 3,085thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,349thMost Devout: 3,361stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,367thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,469thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,894thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,054thMost Developed: 4,062ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,109thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,609thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,250thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,437thHighest Economic Output: 5,511thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,748thMost Inclusive: 6,092ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,078thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,604thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9,141stSmartest Citizens: 9,468thLargest Populations: 10,874thMost Efficient Economies: 12,415thHighest Average Incomes: 12,718thMost Influential: 13,298thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,740th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionTop
Safest: 64th in the regionMost Pacifist: 65th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 67th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 74th in the regionMost Devout: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 79th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the regionNicest Citizens: 81st in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 93rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 113th in the regionMost Developed: 115th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 126th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 143rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 146th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionMost Inclusive: 184th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 256th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 295th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 295th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 383rd in the regionMost Cultured: 502nd in the region

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