The Free Land of Elkenian is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 22.247 billion Elkenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Healthcare and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 7.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Elkenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,324 trillion elks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,449 elks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime is totally unknown. Elkenian's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Elkenian was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Dedzee.
- : Elkenian was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Sreneck.
- : Elkenian was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of RovaMittala.
- : Elkenian was endorsed by The Mischievous Mermaid of Escade.
- : Elkenian was endorsed by The Interstellar Federation of United Earth Republic.
- : Elkenian was endorsed by The Imperical Empire of Dragons Blood.
- : Elkenian was endorsed by The Social Democratic Republic of Enlil.
- : Elkenian was endorsed by The Left Hand of Fedele of Libertanny.
- : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
- : Following new legislation in Elkenian, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.
Endorsements Received: 98 » Todd McCloud, Freedom Fascists, Packilvania, Kangarawa, Lyontisia, Southern Yugoslavia, Blazing Samaritan, Trimmania, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Adolanta, Bachtendekuppen, Roissyland, New Leganes, Propwash, The Empire of Rijelv, Aelitia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Brotherland, Hobbesistan, Survivoristan, The Romanum Legio, Ribanzi, Asendavia, Sonictopia, Am Echad, H-Zhena, Arkantis, Xhaco, Bullpups, Sansangra, Riveraland, Galve, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Socialist Holy American Empire, Fedele, Mastariere, Ver Norge, Broengtopia, Someseni, Biggstonia, Ravendi, Dreshand, Hizuru, Verketa, Qui sequuntur somnia, Bulli, Squid Ruinosa, The Happian Union, Tim Stark, and 48 others.Axdel, Marrico, Thyaclinia, New Taranaki, British Calradia, Merlovich, Davelands, Wiranath, Eagas, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Neruch, SloveStates, CopyCato, ThE aNgEl Of ChArItY, Superior Indonesia, The Holy Utopian Republic, Osterreich und Ungarn, VW53Aland, Janoobi Jazair, BearStackof2015, Stellar Colonies, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Talitoa, CheeseBurrito, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Pakitsk, Astroa, The United Asian Republics, Justice-Becoming, Kingdom of Pars, Kilkire, VoyKovie, Aleister, Funkadelia, Greater Felter, The United Neo American Union, The Cture, Abadong, Rhealaliit, Plazland, Mushroom Kingdom Yas, East Malaysia, Libertanny, Enlil, Dragons Blood, Escade, RovaMittala, and Sreneck.