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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 351stMost Valuable International Artwork: 522ndMost Influential: 765th
The Holy Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fear naught but God
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Ellbonnia

Population7.518 billion

CapitalPtolemaeus

CurrencyCrown
AnimalUsean bison

The Holy Kingdom of Ellbonnia is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 7.518 billion Ellbonnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ptolemaeus. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ellbonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,542 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,187 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ellbonnian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ellbonnia's national animal is the Usean bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ellbonnia is ranked 88,374th in the world and 1,280th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 515.11409393788 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 351stMost Valuable International Artwork: 522ndMost Influential: 765thMost Developed: 1,528thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,646thMost Pacifist: 1,710thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,723rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,784thLowest Crime Rates: 1,858thHealthiest Citizens: 1,894thNicest Citizens: 1,901stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,163rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,261stSafest: 2,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,325thHighest Food Quality: 2,391stLargest Governments: 2,611thMost Inclusive: 2,692ndMost Cultured: 2,936thTop
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Best Weather: 3,096thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,166thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,171stSmartest Citizens: 3,484thMost Efficient Economies: 3,491stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,407thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,448thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,483rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,551stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,994thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,784thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,238thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,004thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,162ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,436thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,751stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,831stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,262ndMost Secular: 20,768thMost Patriotic: 28,832nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 56th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionMost Developed: 87th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 90th in the regionMost Pacifist: 92nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 101st in the regionNicest Citizens: 105th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 112th in the regionSafest: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 126th in the regionMost Cultured: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 143rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 148th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 148th in the regionMost Influential: 150th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 157th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 164th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 167th in the regionBest Weather: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 182nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 196th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 211th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 226th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 229th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 248th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 310th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 339th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 409th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 419th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 470th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 284 » Filibustra, PlanetMercury, Shibutani, Radicaster, Aguaria Major, Misdainana, Freeedu, Corfad, Pallaith, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Pyos Ter, Dreadton, The Rhein States, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Great Bights Mum, Pazair, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Darkanistan, Varisland, Siwale, Loutsland, PotatoFarmers, Kandorith, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Wolffoxia, Dem Republic of Romania, Former English Colony, Kranostav, Russila, Regallio, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Laforeia, Ethnon, Unshleepd, Harjad, Jeltronian WA Mission, Oannia, Sil Dorsett, Vlenkenov, Arch Dornan, Atrito, Arucaria, Amdupe, Eraver, Frokolia, Chukstik Illahi, and 234 others.Greater Portugaliza, Estremaura, Horrorlandian State, Esperonia, Cobolica, Batatoland Empire, Karazan, Malta Comino Gozo, Cartures, Merconitonitopia, Argylia, Federation of Vanguard, KAP03land, Necromonia, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Laurendon, Hentaigraado, Fratanica, Mk Steele, Andanavia, Aurasreich, Old Emporia, Confederacy of North America, Inspiratus, Azzarel, Salish-Cascadia, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Phoronu, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, New Xyroxes, The Redwood Isles, North Jus Intius, Hai Han, Perikuresu, Frontia, Oceania-America, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Neopie, Lemonbiscuits, Seenvorland, The Confederate States of America, Warnen, Alsion, TyGerria, Wilkshire, The Sinclarian Provinces, Crilland, Singamadri, Walter Jackson, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Tamarvand, Etanur, The Union of Galaxies, Tenana, Andstions, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Confederation of Earth, Technocratic-european Countries, Kitzgos, Nationeer, Pannonika, Elomania, Vexilia, Rainengrad, Segesta, The Jerichowan Country, Everything Decided at Random, Stud Hoy, Soviet Terran, The Windmilluminati, Dicko, Sri Temasekia, Laxoimia, Unsophisticate, Dacian Freelands, U S Eh, Iamm, Yukti, Viceroy Vincent, Xiang Dynasty, Very Pog, Felpolandia, TamilPesum, Esteneng, South Baba, Coutdown, Liberum Hibernia, Gendirt, Unterlander, GamesCell, Ilisseia, Chretien, Aeurithianar, Sanctum Teriaris, Spartoi, Chipoli, French Bananastan, AmManies, Feelonia, Vesuva, Southern Moosetopia, IHateRights, Transitional Global Authority, The Zheng Dynasty, David Davidson, Joevala, Austro-Bavarian States, Crystal Creation, Wisconsota, Aesi, Westerhold, Fran Advar, Pradovnia, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Straknov, Cinnibar, Con Tevor, The Highland Union, Sikol, Parpyduckland, Tehmistan, The Unicrons, Jinwoy, Scres Gidgerland, Blyskalia, Nistriabar, Zecit, Panama Coalition, United States of Medford, Eurochina, Gragadoia, Solmetria, Radored Welandion, Pinky Queen, Mystiquelle, Bornodia, Gorundu, Khoik, Territorio di Nessuno, Votak Matim, Zerentopia, Maott, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Marlducro, Simone Republic, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, North Bratislava, South Parter, Tsandonown, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New-Ferytland, The USSA, Ishtimbine, Empy, Kaschovia, Xagill, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Roman Empire August, Great Ignesia, Bedsonya, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, The Scarborough Administration, Inclement Space, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Racoda, Lionsroar, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Ventakia, Zandos, Eurocom, Alire, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Izern, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, United Orange Valley States, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, New Chiken, Valiacorkit, Lugarvatn, Kainin, Fragrancia, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Northern Tatria, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, Altivia, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, Yaorozu, and Ubeland.

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