The Queendom of Ellen Pinsent is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.474 billion Ellen Pinsentians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The very strong Ellen Pinsentian economy, worth 191 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,169 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,776 per year while the poor average 15,096, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ellen Pinsent's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ellen Pinsent is ranked 3,446^th in the world and 1^st in Limburg for Most Politically Free, scoring 97 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.