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Most Patriotic: 1,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,887thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,494th
The German Statistics of
Father Knows Best State
Ich bin tapfer und bin fromm
Influence
Duckspeaker
Consejero
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Elystradt

Population10.727 billion

CapitalTällin
LeaderAuguste Viktoria I
FaithChurch of Elystradt

CurrencyElyk
AnimalEagle

The German Statistics of Elystradt is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Auguste Viktoria I with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.727 billion Elystrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tällin. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Elystrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,732 trillion Elyks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 254,729 Elyks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elystradt's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Elystradt.

Elystradt is ranked 279,428th in the world and 54th in Union Mundial for Most Stationary, with 7.14101626308 days.

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Most Patriotic: 1,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,887thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,494thLargest Governments: 2,772ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,785thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,292ndMost Developed: 3,511thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,673rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,732ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,910thSmartest Citizens: 4,000thRudest Citizens: 4,061stHealthiest Citizens: 4,716thHighest Average Incomes: 5,033rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,104thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,648thMost Cultured: 5,920thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,188thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,663rdMost Secular: 7,161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,285thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,357thHighest Food Quality: 7,455thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,785thHighest Economic Output: 8,218thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,403rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,789thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,654thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,957thLargest Retail Industry: 11,701stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,081stMost Influential: 12,414thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,880thMost Inclusive: 13,266thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,422ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,391stMost Beautiful Environments: 24,146th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elystradt's influence in Union Mundial rose from "Nipper" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Elystradt altered its national flag.
  • : Elystradt relocated from Lazarus to Union Mundial.
  • : Elystradt was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Elystradt ceased to exist in Union Mundial.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, electricians spend more time in school than doctors.

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