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Largest Retail Industry: 116th Rudest Citizens: 168th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 714th
The United Autonomous Provinces of
Civil Rights Lovefest
One Nation Many Options
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.666 billion

Leaderthe President
Faithall religions


The United Autonomous Provinces of Emeseses is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.666 billion rakyat Emeseses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. The average income tax rate is 48.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 1,660 trillion Kepengs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 355,820 Kepengs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Medical lawsuits are out of control, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 41,047th in the world and 1,529th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,889.34 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 116thRudest Citizens: 168thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 714thLargest Gambling Industry: 807thHighest Average Incomes: 888thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 973rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,069thLargest Black Market: 1,171stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,206thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,243rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,460thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,762ndMost Influential: 1,908thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,908thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,949thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,155thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,370thMost Inclusive: 2,464thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,693rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,927thMost Avoided: 3,269thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,944thMost Cultured: 5,059thLargest Governments: 5,076thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,363rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,627thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,800thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,449thSmartest Citizens: 6,874thHighest Drug Use: 7,378thHighest Economic Output: 7,710thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,030thLargest Mining Sector: 8,183rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,498thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,803rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,811thMost Devout: 14,946thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,440th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionMost Inclusive: 65th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Avoided: 85th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 100th in the regionMost Cultured: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 124th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 130th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 139th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 159th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 159th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 178th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 193rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 214th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 225th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 274th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 326th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 330th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 351st in the regionMost Developed: 355th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 364th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 449th in the regionNudest: 459th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Emeseses was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Emeseses was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Emeseses endorsed The Kingdom of Singoguryu.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Emeseses was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, medical lawsuits are out of control.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 111 » Lederland, Lobraunia, Franluxin, Zavea, Crazy Firemen, MargiBoof, Capitalist Paradise, Aggro, Sarotte, Raj7765, Rubian Empire, Vas Normandy, UKIMAR RBON, Collosuss, Masters86, New Edem, Cecilly, Farrakhan, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Bolian island, Pettlland, Zhavn, Empire of the alder, Euroanatolian Greece, Perfect Sublime Masters, Kijsel, Cyrtenes, The Pacific Caliphate, Maazalik, The Citizens Commonwealth, Republic of edward, Zyonn, Beezertopia, Edgedgie, The Horror Channel, Melon feud, Aqueira, Vroengard mk2, Panormia, Arinteriswith, Romosia, Fam-Friendly State, Heaven Fire, MLGMADDENTRUMP2k16, Yoshiterra, Vampolitik, Sodoma de Soles Rojos, The Vipsind Quathe Islands, OspasiA, Neo-Enlightenment, and 61 others.Aeritania, Xyloqua, Prasydualis, Hollow Forest Pack, Hardscrabble, Isolatia, Andromeda Islands, Alkasia, Unibot III, Centurionis, Enacheland, Killmoor, Hemta, Bogkrovi, The Ardenner Forest, Evilness Islands, Star Kingdom, Morover, Hazardous Space Men, New Mew-land, Loophog nation, Indoeuropaische Lander, Marilyn Manson Freaks, Matonis, Casanas, Lasgana island, Razorback, Florin, Aisyle, Parsiana, Danbourg, Kyorgia, The Land of the Dark Immortals, Singu1arity, Holleynaga, Schylyne, Up Downland, Envisa, Saavir Yuvon, Liberal2day, Pan-Euroasia, Die Suid-Afrikaanse Ryk, Toerana, Goryier, United Yemen Emirate, Gozira, Skenne, Cleateus, Bobdabuilder, Chaos Angels, Burhania, Fauxia, Samsonyte, Rushkaland, National Freedom, South Acren, Ferreo, Arkhane, Egg-Salad, Xhakhaslovakia, and Teodorias.

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