Population | 6.366 billion |
Capital | Bretonnia |
Leader | Nominoë |
Faith | Socialism |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Eagle |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Empire de Bretagne is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nominoë with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 6.366 billion Bretons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bretonnia. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Empire de Bretagnean economy, worth 970 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,405 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire de Bretagne's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Socialism.
Empire de Bretagne is ranked 122,740th in the world and 2,279th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 284.46942210612 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
- : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
- : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, the nation is Osiris's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
- : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
- : Empire de Bretagne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, the government has declared that monochrome cinema is the next big thing.