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Best Weather: 3,093rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,308thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,690th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Kentoc'h mervel eget em zaotra
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Empire de Bretagne

Population6.366 billion

CapitalBretonnia
LeaderNominoë
FaithSocialism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalEagle

The Constitutional Monarchy of Empire de Bretagne is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nominoë with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 6.366 billion Bretons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bretonnia. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Empire de Bretagnean economy, worth 970 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,405 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire de Bretagne's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Socialism.

Empire de Bretagne is ranked 122,740th in the world and 2,279th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 284.46942210612 days.

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Best Weather: 3,093rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,308thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,457thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,675thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,864thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,087thMost Pacifist: 7,417thHealthiest Citizens: 7,649thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,964thNicest Citizens: 8,206thMost Income Equality: 8,953rdMost Developed: 8,970thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,829thLargest Governments: 10,178thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,716thMost Inclusive: 11,145thMost Patriotic: 11,753rdSmartest Citizens: 11,911thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,786thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,840thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,887thTop
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Most Secular: 14,917thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,126thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,538thHighest Food Quality: 16,652ndLargest Publishing Industry: 17,249thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,932ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,653rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,965thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,117thHighest Average Incomes: 21,354thMost Efficient Economies: 21,470thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,867thSafest: 26,126th
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Best Weather: 123rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 176th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 265th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 272nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 322nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 346th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 381st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 383rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 392nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 420th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 448th in the regionNicest Citizens: 463rd in the regionMost Developed: 471st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 535th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 569th in the regionMost Inclusive: 602nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 625th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 648th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 754th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 817th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 837th in the regionMost Secular: 855th in the regionMost Patriotic: 884th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 906th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 914th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 921st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 973rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,001st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, the nation is Osiris's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Empire de Bretagne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire de Bretagne, the government has declared that monochrome cinema is the next big thing.

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