Population | 25.176 billion |
Capital | Raleigh |
Leader | Regent |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | wasabi |
Animal | tiger |
The Kingdom of Emrose is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Regent with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.176 billion Emroseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raleigh. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Emrosean economy, worth a remarkable 7,002 trillion wasabis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 278,138 wasabis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Regent's reputation is hard as nails, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, Raleigh spends billions upgrading public transport, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emrose's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.
Emrose is ranked 1,669th in the world and 1st in The Alarna Wastes for Most Stationary, with 4,217.705634 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Emrose, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
- : Following new legislation in Emrose, Raleigh spends billions upgrading public transport.
- : Following new legislation in Emrose, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Emrose, Regent's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Emrose, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Emrose, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Emrosean as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Following new legislation in Emrose, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Regent is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation.
- : Following new legislation in Emrose, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in Emrose, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
- : Following new legislation in Emrose, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.