The Federation of Endertopias is a massive, genial nation, ruled by randomTWdude with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.775 billion Endermans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starwales. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Endertopiasian economy, worth 708 trillion Endens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,447 Endens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, there's no representation without taxation, and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime is totally unknown. Endertopias's national animal is the Narwhale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Starco.

Endertopias is ranked 195,055^th in the world and 7,771^st in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -335.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.