Population | 15.523 billion |
Capital | Pyraçan |
Leader | Président Emma DuPoint |
Currency | roble |
Animal | serpent |
The Republic of Endroit is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Président Emma DuPoint with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.523 billion Endroitas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyraçan. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Endrois economy, worth a remarkable 2,501 trillion robles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,120 robles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Endroit's national animal is the serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Endroit is ranked 62,141st in the world and 808th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 755.3026763282 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Endroit, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
- : Following new legislation in Endroit, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
- : Following new legislation in Endroit, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
- : Following new legislation in Endroit, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : Following new legislation in Endroit, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.
- : Following new legislation in Endroit, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling.
- : Following new legislation in Endroit, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Endroit, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
- : Following new legislation in Endroit, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
- : Following new legislation in Endroit, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime.