The Absolute Dictatorship of Engala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Matt with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.282 billion Engalans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hebeglebegurk. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Engalan economy, worth an astonishing 16,031 trillion Spoons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 430,016 Spoons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Engala's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mattism.

Engala is ranked 2,336^th in the world and 1^st in Communists United for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,704.04 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.