Population | 37.282 billion |
Capital | Hebeglebegurk |
Leader | Matt |
Faith | Mattism |
Currency | Spoon |
Animal | Sheep |
The Absolute Dictatorship of Engala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Matt with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.282 billion Engalans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hebeglebegurk. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Engalan economy, worth an astonishing 16,031 trillion Spoons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 430,016 Spoons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Engala's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mattism.
Engala is ranked 2,337th in the world and 1st in Communists United for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,704.04 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Engala was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Economic Output, Largest Black Market, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Patriotic.
- : Engala was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Engala, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in Engala, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
- : Following new legislation in Engala, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Engala, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Engala, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Engala was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Engala, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in Engala, suspicious locals close their doors leaving tourists to suffer the elements by themselves.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.