The Social Democratic Republic of Enlil is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Enlilian Executive Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.019 billion Enlilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enbilulu. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Enlilian economy, worth 72.3 trillion Eis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,994 Eis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, supervisors in Enlil commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens. Crime is totally unknown. Enlil's national animal is the Blue glaucus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enlil is ranked 32,010^th in the world and 1,135^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.