The Social Libertarian Republic of Enlil is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Enlilian Executive Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.95 billion Enlilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enbilulu. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Enlilian economy, worth 278 trillion Eis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,600 Eis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown. Enlil's national animal is the Blue glaucus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not Applicable.

Enlil is ranked 185,078^th in the world and 7,308^th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7.14 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.