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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,350thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,597thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,106th
The Jingoistic States of
Authoritarian Democracy
And we'll pray that there's no God to punish us
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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Ennuard

Population18.241 billion

CapitalOchai
LeaderSecretary Meallán Haraldsson
FaithVioletism

CurrencyMalalil
Animalpuffin

The Jingoistic States of Ennuard is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Secretary Meallán Haraldsson with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.241 billion Ennuardians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ochai. The average income tax rate is 82.8%.

The all-consuming Ennuardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion Malalils a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,688 Malalils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ennuard's national animal is the puffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Ennuard is ranked 50,914th in the world and 8th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Stationary, with 883.35389298648 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,350thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,597thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,106thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,272ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,301stMost Primitive: 6,374thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,001stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,621stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,674thLargest Black Market: 9,544thMost Avoided: 10,023rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,575thMost Secular: 11,473rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,359thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,828thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,702ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,040thHighest Economic Output: 16,726thLargest Populations: 19,183rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,026th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ennuard, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennuard, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennuard, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennuard, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennuard, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennuard, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • : Ennuard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennuard, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennuard, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennuard, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.

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