by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,477th Most Influential: 2,027th Largest Black Market: 2,129th
The United Mystical Realms of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
God, who let the monkeys out?
Guello Monkey Ears Bealow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population8.93 billion

CapitalStar Child
LeaderGuello Monkey Ears Bealow
FaithDeviate and Meditate

CurrencyEnvisan Dalai Lama
AnimalEnlightened Monkey - Badger

The United Mystical Realms of Envisa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Guello Monkey Ears Bealow with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.93 billion Envisans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Star Child. The average income tax rate is 89.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Envisan economy, worth a remarkable 1,656 trillion Envisan Dalai Lamas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,514 Envisan Dalai Lamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, and some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Envisa's national animal is the Enlightened Monkey - Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deviate and Meditate.

Envisa is ranked 155,975th in the world and 7,299th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 10.96 Atheism Rate.

Most Subsidized Industry: 1,477thTop
Most Influential: 2,027thLargest Black Market: 2,129thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,378thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,906thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,925thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,462ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,703rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,021stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,347thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,611thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,110thMost Cultured: 7,040thHighest Average Incomes: 7,213thLargest Governments: 7,257thHighest Economic Output: 7,533rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,424thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,715thLowest Crime Rates: 9,479thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,023rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,384thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,460thMost Developed: 10,752ndSmartest Citizens: 12,753rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,343rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,983rdMost Devout: 14,407thHealthiest Citizens: 14,703rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,399thRudest Citizens: 16,552ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,965th
Most Influential: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 94th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 131st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 131st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionMost Cultured: 164th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 169th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 181st in the regionLargest Governments: 182nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 189th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 212th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 220th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 220th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 240th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 255th in the regionMost Developed: 283rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 312th in the regionMost Devout: 339th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 343rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 348th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 360th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 410th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 425th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 582nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 651st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 697th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Envisa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Envisa, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Envisa, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Envisa, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Envisa, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Envisa was endorsed by The Supreme Peaceful Enlightened of Andromeda Islands.
  • : Envisa's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Envisa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Envisa, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Envisa, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Blueflarst, Emeseses, Kyorgia, and Andromeda Islands.

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