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Largest Mining Sector: 10,007thMost Secular: 10,135thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,889th
The Most Serene Republic of
Father Knows Best State
!!!
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Eohnemm

Population5.77 billion

Currencydollar
Animalsnake

The Most Serene Republic of Eohnemm is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.77 billion Eohnemmians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eohnemmian economy, worth 749 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,860 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 435,836 per year while the poor average 28,714, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eohnemm's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eohnemm is ranked 180,996th in the world and 4,129th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 75.92329863128 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 10,007thMost Secular: 10,135thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,889thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,810thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,307thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,983rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,983rdLargest Black Market: 19,324thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,809thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,038thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,476thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,717thMost Patriotic: 24,328thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,446thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,315th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 501st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 550th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 684th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 723rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 736th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 852nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eohnemm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Eohnemm's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Eohnemm's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Eohnemm's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Eohnemm's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Eohnemm was refounded in Balder.
  • : Eohnemm ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Eohnemm's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Eohnemm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Eohnemm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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