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Largest Retail Industry: 4thRudest Citizens: 5thFattest Citizens: 7th
The Walled Cities of
Capitalist Paradise
בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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EretzIsrael

Population18.81 billion

Capitalיְרוּשָׁלַיִם
LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu
FaithSatanism

Currencyשקל
Animalgazelle

The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.81 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 13,877 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 737,756 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,910,820 per year while the poor average 6,629, a ratio of 1,042 to 1.

Only the brainiest citizens become academics, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 220th in the world and 8th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 17,181.52 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 4thRudest Citizens: 5thFattest Citizens: 7thMost Avoided: 8thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15thMost Secular: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 21stHighest Disposable Incomes: 28thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thLargest Insurance Industry: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44thHighest Average Incomes: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 70thLargest Mining Sector: 77thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87thMost Armed: 114thMost Efficient Economies: 116thMost Scientifically Advanced: 134thHighest Crime Rates: 135thLargest Agricultural Sector: 168thHighest Economic Output: 196thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 220thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 692ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 914thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,320thMost Stationary: 3,639thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,099thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,258thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,919thLargest Governments: 6,420thLargest Black Market: 7,382ndLargest Populations: 7,464thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,863rdTop
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Most Influential: 11,697thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,514thMost Pro-Market: 15,160thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,507thSmartest Citizens: 15,754thHighest Drug Use: 16,137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,131st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 84th in the regionLargest Populations: 88th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 122nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 229th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 235th in the regionLargest Black Market: 299th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 305th in the regionLargest Governments: 337th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 362nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 385th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 453rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 512th in the regionNudest: 662nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 792nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 822nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.

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