The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.81 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 13,877 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 737,756 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,910,820 per year while the poor average 6,629, a ratio of 1,042 to 1.

Only the brainiest citizens become academics, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 220^th in the world and 8^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 17,181.52 on the Hickory Productivity Index.