The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.991 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 15,220 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 761,378 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,102,292 per year while the poor average 7,219, a ratio of 983 to 1.

Drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless, and people are often woken up by rubbish music. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 8,336^th in the world and 335^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 152 trillion Standard Monetary Units.