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Fattest Citizens: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdRudest Citizens: 3rd
The Walled Cities of
Corporate Bordello
בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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EretzIsrael

Population26.702 billion

Capitalיְרוּשָׁלַיִם
LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu
FaithSatanism

Currencyשקל
Animalgazelle

The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.702 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 23,479 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 879,318 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,202,606 per year while the poor average 8,336, a ratio of 984 to 1.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, vacationing EretzIsraelians expect to be treated as royalty, old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 2,785th in the world and 66th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 3,842.705874 days.

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Fattest Citizens: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdRudest Citizens: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thLargest Gambling Industry: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12thMost Armed: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 18thMost Efficient Economies: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 27thMost Secular: 30thHighest Average Incomes: 35thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36thMost Scientifically Advanced: 42ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 45thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 58thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 65thLargest Mining Sector: 77thHighest Economic Output: 80thLargest Agricultural Sector: 158thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 529thLargest Information Technology Sector: 856thMost Pro-Market: 1,571stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,694thLargest Governments: 2,247thMost Stationary: 2,789thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,934thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,423rdLargest Populations: 6,472ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,837thSmartest Citizens: 7,970thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,937thMost Influential: 12,972ndLargest Black Market: 14,464thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,420th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Stationary: 66th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 78th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Governments: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 189th in the regionLargest Black Market: 211th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 217th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 265th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 382nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 396th in the regionNudest: 680th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, vacationing EretzIsraelians expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to EretzIsrael.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, even snitches get stitches.

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