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Rudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 4thMost Avoided: 6th
The Walled Cities of
Capitalist Paradise
בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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EretzIsrael

Population20.407 billion

Capitalיְרוּשָׁלַיִם
LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu
FaithSatanism

Currencyשקל
Animalgazelle

The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.407 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 15,751 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 771,881 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,200,266 per year while the poor average 7,319, a ratio of 983 to 1.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, big game hunters travel to EretzIsrael to try their hand at shark-shooting, and both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 3rd in the world and 1st in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 2,508.04 Insults Per Minute.

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Rudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 4thMost Avoided: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thFattest Citizens: 7thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12thLargest Gambling Industry: 13thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thMost Secular: 17thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24thLargest Insurance Industry: 34thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 50thHighest Average Incomes: 52ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 64thMost Armed: 66thMost Scientifically Advanced: 69thHighest Crime Rates: 70thMost Efficient Economies: 70thLargest Mining Sector: 75thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77thLargest Agricultural Sector: 155thHighest Economic Output: 158thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 200thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 661stLargest Information Technology Sector: 878thMost Pro-Market: 1,845thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,486thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,093rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,184thLargest Governments: 4,289thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,281stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,203rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,260thLargest Populations: 7,267thLargest Black Market: 8,463rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,442ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,783rdMost Influential: 12,009thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,230thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,036thHighest Drug Use: 19,123rd
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Stationary: 80th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 105th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 172nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 211th in the regionLargest Governments: 235th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 309th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 336th in the regionLargest Black Market: 353rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 399th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 592nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 627th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 667th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, big game hunters travel to EretzIsrael to try their hand at shark-shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, contestants on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionheir?' have a 50:50 chance of humiliation.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.

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