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Rudest Citizens: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 4thFattest Citizens: 6th
The Walled Cities of
Corporate Bordello
בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population19.474 billion

LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu


The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with a fair hand, and notable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.474 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 14,616 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 750,551 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,001,278 per year while the poor average 7,117, a ratio of 983 to 1.

Assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, economists claim no news is good news, EretzIsraelian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and it is said that an EretzIsraelian woman's work is never done. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 229,477th in the world and 10,328th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.41 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Rudest Citizens: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 4thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 7thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thMost Secular: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 20thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 32ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41stHighest Average Incomes: 54thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 56thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 68thLargest Mining Sector: 79thMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 85thMost Armed: 92ndMost Efficient Economies: 93rdHighest Crime Rates: 100thLargest Agricultural Sector: 166thHighest Economic Output: 179thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 218thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 695thLargest Information Technology Sector: 918thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,856thMost Stationary: 3,578thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,913thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,409thLargest Governments: 5,669thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,487thLargest Populations: 7,371stLargest Black Market: 7,836thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,893rdTop
Most Influential: 11,790thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,539thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,605thSmartest Citizens: 14,179thMost Pro-Market: 14,400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,121stHighest Drug Use: 20,168th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 82nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 112th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 161st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 206th in the regionLargest Governments: 299th in the regionLargest Black Market: 315th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 408th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 417th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 435th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 457th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 524th in the regionNudest: 667th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 687th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 777th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, it is said that an EretzIsraelian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, EretzIsraelian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.


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