by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 446thMost Secular: 3,313thMost Influential: 3,493rd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hora, hora, hora!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population527 million


Animaldragonsnake fox

The Empire of Erubetia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its feral children, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 527 million Erubetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sentor. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Erubetian economy, worth 58.7 trillion alms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,358 alms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Erubetians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erubetia's national animal is the dragonsnake fox, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Erubetia is ranked 186,618th in the world and 8,126th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -229.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 446thTop
Most Secular: 3,313thMost Influential: 3,493rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,254thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,851stTop
Best Weather: 11,777thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,136thHealthiest Citizens: 14,852ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,265thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,394thLargest Black Market: 17,734thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,577thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,562ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,618th
Most Secular: 173rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 330th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 406th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 425th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 592nd in the regionBest Weather: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 645th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 662nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 763rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 770th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 787th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 823rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 840th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Erubetia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Erubetia, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Erubetia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Erubetia, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in Erubetia, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Erubetia, Erubetians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Erubetia, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Erubetia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Erubetia, the nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek".
  • : Erubetia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 273 » Arichia, Hamerica, Ravendi, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Fascist Democracy, Valentine Z, Xipher, Corfad, Guer Aike, Ihese, Koda-Land, Kocherian, Simone Republic, Cartero, Damsmel, Shibutani, Daiz, Kragsgale, Newpromisedland, Highton Islands, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, The Turkish workers of Europe, WeKnow, New Lakemba, New Jamgra, Pazair, Amerian States, The Discipled, Noahs Second Country, Lux Conos, Brucklania, The Tampa Bay Rays, Fauzjhia, Zzozona, Aetulia, Omnistria, Abject Ludicrosity, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Zumlandia, Xagill, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Wineclaw, Manticore utopia, Astal Aavors, Ardretia, Loutsland, and 223 others.Sundred, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Frances Francis the First of France, Unsophisticate, Empy, Dabarastan, Ethnon, Sikol, Notyoutopia, Praeceps, 1 very fast endotarter, Amblegreserland, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Aleklandia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Maclare, Andexia, Kranostav, Abonland, Pleroma Sans Romans, Jestings, Animu Place, Cretox State, Cors Evia, Arlens Apartment, Cartures, Chukstik Illahi, Drentusa, Bend Mai, East Supple Lund, Artemis Selene, Bacciatto, Ausnakulia, Aoncarpa, Azzarel, Czechnin, Detrivania, Colonies of Free Temeria, Citrus Rutaceae, Caselpania, Camikistan, Buckhem, DIMAnism, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Asoc lon, David Davidson, Cloydicia, Altivia, Chadinton, Changjo, Democratie, Centromuria, Dakota Territories, Diplomasqi, Dangine, Bushkrub, Anungu, Avastate, Canibull, Clan Spaniel, Daxuxian, Drutopia Insomnia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Dicko, Dopeland420, Craams Mal, Interdimensional Zone, Principia Mathematica, North Bratislava, Karazan, R libanon, Nouvelle-Floride, Kahlo, Westinor, Dadastan Archipelago, Arimbia, Gilakistan, Oceanialia, Harveney, Freuropic Wor, Pokemanland, Pallaith, Minuda, Gweithwyr, Itallitopia, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Cosamaloapan, The Endless Eventide, State of Rand, Vexilia, Central Ryal, U S Eh, Amestris-Britannia, Halivaara, Freyford, Picairn, Brikule, Arrivederci, Okramija, Ekaitokoa, Innocentic, Prydania, AverageJoevlania, Cabaifer, Blackphir, Solskjar, Beta Cyndriel, Revolutionary Sealand, Schnuftelland, Eraver, The New Trumpland, Tikariot, Holy Oranz, Ramiru, Sil Dorsett, Fel Imass, Xyrron, SORT, The Crack Dens, Alice Gardens, Basedania, Orogonia, Walter Jackson, Eywaan, Termathe, Eastern Cous Empria, Wolvenland, Cinnibar, Asgardira, Porotia, Calamazo, Irunjarai, Caaria, Seanat, Austral States of America, Quentiam Viventem, Ataraxia Somnia, Conservative State of Poland, Yokciq Empire, Ihsan, PotatoFarmers, Secularus, Beasluxia, Godwanna, Aingard, Napnomadia, Ultra777, 6th Rome, New Tronia, East Wushen, Libertania Democratica, Heilhum Imperius, Austrian Confederacy, Sunto, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Sisang, Selfgradatude, Eschatosia, Valhalla123, Vincone Cae, Dropey, Batatoland Empire, Votak Matim, Neu-Galicia, Runeda, The Iron Lions, Draconian Progression, McMasterdonia, Harjad, Mystiquelle, Sciency Advancement, Nobec, Therizia, West Papua states, Neo Cheese Empire, Moszce-Walvard, ArizonaRepublic, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Xyroxes, Rad Lads, The Most Freedom Ever, Miaphia, Zemper Macro, Gozenka, Verytas, Texas States, Hardscrabble, The True Frog, Rainengrad, Great Latiko, TLTland, Marmiedon, Free Culture, Navsland, Entecavir, Soviet Terran, Takushipa, Zokk, Frahnkzaden, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Morover, Paul Pasch, Nationeer, Shadowrik, Amprak, Glanst, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Wilkshire, Comfed, Outer Shenendoah, Magna Banitia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Rozarus, and Timbrey.

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