The Republic of Esaroy is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Jonathan Sims with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 914 million Esaroyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falcon city. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Esaroyian economy, worth 91.2 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 99,830 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Esaroyian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Falcon city Natural History Museum, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and Jonathan Sims has just been declared ruler of Esaroy in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esaroy's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Esaroy is ranked 33,035^th in the world and 1,549^th in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 56,504.26 Standard Monetary Units.