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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 112thMost Influential: 593rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,425th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Eleftheria i thanatos.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.074 billion

LeaderTelikos Terakhir


The Holy Empire of Eschatosia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Telikos Terakhir with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.074 billion Eschatosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maitregia. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eschatosian economy, worth 141 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 131,362 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eschatosia's national animal is the serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Teliki-Thriskeism.

Eschatosia is ranked 199,335th in the world and 8,711th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -427.53 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 112thMost Influential: 593rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,425thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,946thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,229thLowest Crime Rates: 7,064thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,514thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,437thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,045thHealthiest Citizens: 9,274thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,412thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,440thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,510thMost Authoritarian: 9,692ndLargest Governments: 9,971stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,556thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,017thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,178thBest Weather: 12,298thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,415thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,882ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,471stSmartest Citizens: 14,983rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,928thMost Developed: 16,197thHighest Average Incomes: 18,286thMost Conservative: 18,401st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 157th in the regionMost Influential: 203rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 244th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 251st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 309th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 343rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 377th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 414th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 432nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 474th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 481st in the regionLargest Governments: 493rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 520th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 533rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 534th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 546th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 634th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 634th in the regionBest Weather: 639th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 647th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 648th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 688th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 698th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 715th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 793rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 861st in the regionMost Developed: 876th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eschatosia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada.
  • : Eschatosia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of TyGerria.
  • : Eschatosia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Vernest Quill.
  • : Following new legislation in Eschatosia, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Eschatosia, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Eschatosia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Eschatosia, nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls.
  • : Following new legislation in Eschatosia, stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff.
  • : Eschatosia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Eschatosia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 527 » Siwale, Abject Ludicrosity, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Empy, Newpromisedland, Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, The Rhein States, Hamerica, Zumlandia, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, The Stratosphere Islands, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Corfad, Loli County, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Wineclaw, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Pazair, Gnomewatchers, Guer Aike, Xagill, Shadowrik, Pallaith, Loutsland, The Endless Eventide, New Lakemba, Seenvorland, Sundred, Advancia-Sizzletown, Aetulia, Azzarel, Abonland, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Aeolist, Alice Gardens, Anna Airters, Ausnakulia, Alamei, Interdimensional Zone, Notyoutopia, Austral States of America, Aeurithianar, and 477 others.AAA Provisional Empire, Vincone Cae, Arimbia, United Kahndaq, Anungu, Votak Matim, Arquadea, Casiato, Clan Spaniel, Dakota Territories, Centromuria, Cape Flower, Ataraxia Somnia, Central Ryal, Chukstik Illahi, Cors Evia, Clan Barrnary, Jovian Knights, 1 very fast endotarter, Conteria, The United Federal Nation, BrightFutures, Cloydicia, Joodey, Psychotic Vegans, Napnomadia, Tachycardia, Daiz, KhalChicken, Fendlium, Blackphir, Noahs Second Country, Asgardira, Arztotskiya, Freyford, David Davidson, Valentine Z, Omnistria, East Supple Lund, Olofin, Fel Imass, Fascist Democracy, Dopeland420, Calamazo, Serendipita Martia, Esplandia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Fredericksborg, Dicko, Free Culture, Glurponia, Detrivania, Praeceps, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Drutopia Insomnia, Godwanna, Xyrron, Dadastan Archipelago, Ravendi, The New Communist Republic Of States, Nationeer, Florantia, Choistan, The Tampa Bay Rays, Pleroma Sans Romans, New Jamgra, Runeda, Elgaland-Vargaland, Fizban, Steampunk Ariel, Dabarastan, Eri-Maqa-Ena, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Valhalla123, Ihese, Malta Comino Gozo, The Lancerian Empire, Selfgradatude, Diodone, Prevaland, Holy Oranz, East Wushen, Cinnibar, Yokciq Empire, New Trisone, The Windmilluminati, Stone Ira, New Avian, Crader, Sil Dorsett, Woodsend, Plangainer, Altivia, Xentherida, SORT, Nisastria, Kranostav, Antiyard, Avastate, MiaryBhalzhack, Immenium, Nistriabar, Westinor, The Iron Lions, Zecit, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Varola, Unshleepd, New Octicarg, Irishvan, Ereena, Wisconsota, Hyphen, Schnuftelland, Wit Noreis, Solskjar, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, The Serdey Islands, Kasazzastan, Zeternia, Khoik, The Most Freedom Ever, Astronomical, Solimun, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Fluffy Noodles, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, PotatoFarmers, Frostcell, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Saperisole, Timothea, Zzozona, Ver Testua, Prydania, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Asoc lon, Ihsan, Kocherian, Seanat, Simone Republic, Brucklania, Bushkrub, Aoncarpa, Aprenencia, Buckhem, A Ordem do Caos, Arizona Zervas, Armandlandia, Bend Mai, Aingard, Innocentic, Brifranssia, Alyrria, Antworship, Solcius, Artemis Selene, Aleavia, Arrivederci, Batatoland Empire, Arichia, Beasluxia, AverageJoevlania, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Nouvelle-Floride, Beta Cyndriel, U S Eh, Unimaginable Doom, Principia Mathematica, Madjack, Northern Glory, Termathe, Pokemanland, Animu Place, Cascadiya, Dangine, Cartures, Gilakistan, Cartero, Cretox State, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, Eurochina, Illusia and Neverendia, Amerian States, Joevala, Chadinton, The Noviosyus, Itallitopia, Kragsgale, Eywaan, Czechnin, Free Lives, Eastern Auroria, Greater New America, Jestings, Caselpania, Karlinagrad, Colonies of Free Temeria, Ice and Tinian, Daxuxian, Gin Tonic, Irunjarai, Pierresburg, Craams Mal, DIMAnism, Gabenia, Harveney, Karazan, Ausrea, Lemonbiscuits, Integriata, Kamohoalii, Kahlo, Democratie, East Natomes, Cowbridge, Falkendel, Kristalmaan, Grieslhiem, Diplomasqi, Navorden, Maclare, Navsland, Nolan Burg, Canibull, Marmiedon, Miamington, Nichigo Sebe, Minuda, JTalvio, Marinxa, Citrus Rutaceae, New 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Reission, The True Frog, Karakalpak Republic, R libanon, Zemper Macro, Solmetria, Terrax, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, Abu Dujmahn, The Sinclarian Provinces, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Caaria, Tunofferia, Picairn, Orogonia, Quentiam Viventem, Palmasas, Notun Ahom, Visburgh, Aleklandia, Partax, Agliar, Wilkshire, Wolvenland, Revolutionary Sealand, Vexilia, The Papal Catholic States, Nova Arcania, Varisland, Protonfield, Ramiru, The Discipled, Wurplestan, Singamadri, TJUN-ia, Tukayyiad, Rainengrad, Inner lorrainia, Walter Jackson, Emeraldtopia, Smesh, Sakarna, Venezuelia, Radical Sandwich Anarchists, Soviet Terran, Potatolandium, Old Emporia, Volstokn, Sunaiya, Solphine, The Bureaucratic Territories, Ardretia, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, HOoOo bAby, United States of Medford, The English Alliance, Yalgora, Rimausean, Zimmerdachen, Rockwell Islands, Wooleystan, Caladann, Porotia, United States of Americanas, Aavious, The Real Ram Ranch, Rad Lads, The Lava Turtle, Tangrene, Moszce-Walvard, Sattelbach, Sciency Advancement, Austrian Confederacy, State of Rand, Texas States, Fitchy, Zokk, Sisang, Gambosnia and Herzegoman, Totalitarian Systems, Paul Pasch, Sile Maungistan, The AP Republic, The Unicrons, Kenaniahistan, The Free States of Avalon, Workubalia, South Almyra, United Draconia, Pleasuretown, Draconian Progression, Yukti, Yellops, Harjad, Orenmark, VietAnhland, The O C, Therizia, Asticed Hown Islands, Tolopel, Verytas, Gor Nacho, Not so Democratic, Empanadas, Tyroshh, East Akra, Hardscrabble, Frahnkzaden, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, The Turkish workers of Europe, McDonaldsland, Aerilia, Multius, Morover, Visse, Oro-Yurdujan, Kim Da-mi, Pradovnia, Kurniastan, Aruvicion, Zankioa, Virillum, South Baba, United Lokkia, New Sunville, The Royal States of Canada, Lanorth, Ceireland, Lulubellia, Republica Guilleana, Axolotlus, United Capitalist Provinces, Healiopolis, Upper Ville Gamenia, Federalania, Old Republic of Greece, Vozz, Ravenhood, Tianqing, Saint Alaric, Zachlend, Sembawang GRC, Alqulonde, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Glanst, Comfed, The Gamer Party, Sardona, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, Rozarus, Cosmosplosion, Vernest Quill, TyGerria, and The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada.