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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,016thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,510thMost Influential: 4,806th
The Commonwealth of
Left-Leaning College State
Liberty, Freedom, and Beauty
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Eslatani

Population233 million

CurrencyEslatanian Dollars
AnimalParrot

The Commonwealth of Eslatani is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 233 million Eslatanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 20.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eslatanian economy, worth 22.5 trillion Eslatanian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 96,593 Eslatanian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The EBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, contestants on Eslatani's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eslatani's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eslatani is ranked 172,566th in the world and 7,496th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -140.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,016thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,510thMost Influential: 4,806thMost Secular: 5,438thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,903rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 11,283rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,612thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,521stHighest Drug Use: 12,759thNicest Citizens: 17,062ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,860thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,125th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 151st in the regionMost Secular: 306th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 341st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 497th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 511th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 560th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 701st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 865th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, contestants on Eslatani's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, the EBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Eslatani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 183 » Shibutani, Eri-Maqa-Ena, New Jamgra, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Koda-Land, Yaorozu, Sundred, Manticore utopia, Siwale, Ihese, Pazair, The Noviosyus, Hamerica, Wooleystan, New Lakemba, Walter Jackson, El Fiji Grande, Frances Francis the First of France, Unsophisticate, Lux Conos, The Rhein States, PotatoFarmers, Empy, Brucklania, Kragsgale, Noahs Second Country, The Tampa Bay Rays, Chukstik Illahi, Dangine, Fauzjhia, Holy Oranz, Abject Ludicrosity, Astal Aavors, Omnistria, The Calabash Protectorate, Zzozona, Dabarastan, Arichia, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Lemonbiscuits, Dar es Saalam, Sikol, Shinjuku tokyo 0, David Davidson, The Bureaucratic Territories, Guer Aike, Damsmel, Zumlandia, and 133 others.Corfad, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Newpromisedland, Notyoutopia, Praeceps, Loutsland, 1 very fast endotarter, United Draconia, Kocherian, Simone Republic, Highton Islands, Dicko, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Xipher, Ethnon, BrightFutures, Artemis Selene, Necromonia, Buckhem, Etanur, Pallaith, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Daiz, Aeolist, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kingdom of Witcheria, Malta Comino Gozo, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Principia Mathematica, Delageon, Ultra777, Erubetia, North Bratislava, Dadastan Archipelago, French Bananastan, Pigeonstan, Aoncarpa, Andexia, Arlens Apartment, Prydania, Cowbridge, Sea Ghost, Revolutionary Sealand, Schnuftelland, CryptoTransumanists, Sil Dorsett, Xyrron, WeKnow, Potatolandium, Eastern Cous Empria, Solskjar, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, East Akra, Westinor, Wit Noreis, Panama Coalition, Pleroma Sans Romans, Seanat, Yokciq Empire, Ihsan, Moubarakistan, Zeternia, Napnomadia, Yukti, Pokemanland, Clan Spaniel, Tikariot, U S Eh, Shadowrik, Neu-Galicia, Libertania Democratica, Heilhum Imperius, Yalkan, Noesantara, Sunto, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Eschatosia, Valhalla123, Paz Centralia, Vincone Cae, Vathnutum, Votak Matim, Kenaniahistan, Innocentic, Wilkshire, McMasterdonia, Maclare, Runeda, The Iron Lions, Draconian Progression, Xagill, Harjad, Eywaan, Daulatpur, Smesh, Therizia, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Tyirza, Aerilia, Avastate, Cosmosplosion, The Endless Eventide, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Healiopolis, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, New Octicarg, Basedania, Nouvelle-Floride, Lulubellia, Comfed, Snottelling, Outer Shenendoah, Shizzy, Nuevo Navarre, Amprak, Valentine Z, Glanst, Elvoreto, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Jestings, Rozarus, and Hardscrabble.

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