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Most Cultured: 622ndLargest Publishing Industry: 725thMost Developed: 751st
The Serene Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
We shall endure
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Esonian empire

Population12.64 billion

CapitalEsonyavelli
LeaderSerene Prince Sanomi
FaithArikaism

CurrencyEso
AnimalKamakura Tiger

The Serene Kingdom of Esonian empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Serene Prince Sanomi with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.64 billion Esonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esonyavelli. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Esonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,211 trillion Esoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 254,074 Esoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and it's best not to ask what goes into Esonyavelli Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esonian empire's national animal is the Kamakura Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Arikaism.

Esonian empire is ranked 240,441st in the world and 204th in Eurth for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -25.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Cultured: 622ndLargest Publishing Industry: 725thMost Developed: 751stHealthiest Citizens: 763rdLongest Average Lifespans: 857thNicest Citizens: 1,019thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,053rdSmartest Citizens: 1,075thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,272ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,276thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,288thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,433rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,615thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,623rdLargest Governments: 1,986thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,076thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,088thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,331stMost Efficient Economies: 2,335thTop
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Best Weather: 2,433rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,711thMost Inclusive: 3,088thHighest Average Incomes: 3,353rdSafest: 3,564thMost Pacifist: 4,042ndHighest Economic Output: 4,245thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,686thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,886thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,171stRudest Citizens: 11,858thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,175thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,507thMost Secular: 16,154thMost Influential: 18,024thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,042ndLargest Populations: 21,631stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,891stLargest Welfare Programs: 24,088th
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Esonian empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Esonian empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Esonian empire was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Esonian empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend 1 very fast endotarter".
  • : Esonian empire's influence in Eurth rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Esonian empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Northern Borland".
  • : Esonian empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Northern Borland".
  • : Esonian empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Assemble".
  • : Esonian empire was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Esonian empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Free Port of Cristina, Orioni 2, and Theaca.

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