The Republic of World Assembly of Estados Confederados de Caxias is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bryan Schmidt de Scopel with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.769 billion Caxienses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caxias do Sul. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Caxiense economy, worth 161 trillion Reais a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,049 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe, and saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estados Confederados de Caxias's national animal is the Criollo Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular State.

Estados Confederados de Caxias is ranked 77,457^th in the world and 1,637^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring 35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.