The Most Serene Republic of Estados Unidos de las Americas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ronald McTrump with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.049 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Estados Unidos de las Americasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,305 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 108,340 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,303 per year while the poor average 30,244, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, helicopter parenting is on the rise, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Estados Unidos de las Americas's national animal is the American Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Estados Unidos de las Americas is ranked 133,671^st in the world and 12^th in Latinoamerica Libre for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.39 law-abiding acts per hour.