The People's Republic of Eteles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Chosen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.923 billion Etelesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Etelesian economy, worth 251 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 130,885 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Etelesian Liberator", new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and The Chosen's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eteles's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eteles was endorsed by The East Phoenician kingdom of R libanon.
- : Eteles was endorsed by The Allied States of Therizia.
- : Eteles was endorsed by The Anarcho-Capitalist Monarchy of Geektopia.
- : Eteles was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Draconian Progression.
- : Eteles was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Democratic Republic of Kohland.
- : Eteles was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ihsan.
- : Eteles was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Andexia.
- : Eteles was endorsed by The Confederacy of Eastern Cous Empria.
- : Eteles was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Ultra777.
- : Eteles was endorsed by The Undying Absolutist Kingdom of Illusia and Neverendia.
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