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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,803rd Nudest: 3,755th Most Devout: 7,850th
The Colony of
Moralistic Democracy
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Sprat
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Ethnon Jaguar

Population1.369 billion

CurrencyCredit
AnimalBee

The Colony of Ethnon Jaguar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its digital currency, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.369 billion Ethnonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ethnon Jaguarian economy, worth 84.5 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,694 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, and the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethnon Jaguar's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ethnon Jaguar is ranked 132,174th in the world and 4,989th in the Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 23.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,803rdNudest: 3,755thTop
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Most Devout: 7,850thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,948thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,582ndMost Pacifist: 14,841st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 92nd in the regionNudest: 106th in the regionMost Devout: 204th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 307th in the regionMost Pacifist: 456th in the regionSafest: 553rd in the regionBest Weather: 588th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ethnon Jaguar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ethnon Jaguar, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • : Following new legislation in Ethnon Jaguar, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Ethnon Jaguar, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Ethnon Jaguar, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ethnon Jaguar, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • : Ethnon Jaguar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ethnon Jaguar, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ethnon Jaguar, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Ethnon Jaguar, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.

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