The Kingdom of Euanshe Islands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Euan III with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.877 billion Euanshe Islanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adachester. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Euanshe Islandish economy, worth 216 trillion Euats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 115,111 Euats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, most ambassadors from Euanshe Islands retire only a few years after being appointed, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euanshe Islands's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Euanshe Islands is ranked 190,522^nd in the world and 6,069^th in Balder for Most Politically Free, scoring 28.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.