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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 301stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 550thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 638th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
long live the party
big brother
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Euarsia

Population1.462 billion

Capitalairstrip one
Leaderbig brother
Faiththe party

Currencystandered monitary unit
Animalprole

The Dictatorship of Euarsia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by big brother with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.462 billion Euarsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of airstrip one. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Euarsian economy, worth 387 trillion standered monitary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,797 standered monitary units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Euarsian military unleashed its biological weapons, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euarsia's national animal is the prole, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the party.

Euarsia is ranked 2,870th in the world and 67th in the West Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 264,797.49 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 301stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 550thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 638thLargest Mining Sector: 640thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 768thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 838thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,053rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,061stTop
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Most Secular: 2,107thMost Avoided: 2,424thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,527thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,648thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,818thHighest Average Incomes: 2,870thLargest Black Market: 3,019thMost Influential: 4,327thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,381stLowest Crime Rates: 4,521stMost Conservative: 5,149thMost Authoritarian: 5,999thLargest Governments: 7,389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,288thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,753rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,130thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,335thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,952ndMost Extreme: 18,547th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Avoided: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 76th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 138th in the regionMost Influential: 170th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 179th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 211th in the regionMost Conservative: 219th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 223rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 252nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 329th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 344th in the regionMost Extreme: 373rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 477th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 481st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euarsia was endorsed by The Community of Emark.
  • : Following new legislation in Euarsia, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Euarsia, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
  • : Following new legislation in Euarsia, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Euarsian military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Euarsia, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Euarsia, the clergy of the party remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Euarsia, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love big brother.
  • : Following new legislation in Euarsia, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Euarsia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Euarsia, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Euarsians.

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