The EMPIRE of Eurasia Hegemony is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Wilhelm Goertzmann with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 19.248 billion Terrans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Olympus. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasia Hegemonyian economy, worth a remarkable 6,705 trillion Eusios a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 348,363 Eusios, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Lavish state dinners in New Olympus are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, Wilhelm Goertzmann is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurasia Hegemony's national animal is the Godzilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Origen.

Eurasia Hegemony is ranked 2,227^th in the world and 2^nd in UNITED STATES OF EURASIA for Most Corrupt Governments, with 332.22 kickbacks per hour.