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Most Advanced Public Transport: 221st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 227th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 550th
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Eurasian Socialist Federation

Population10.489 billion

CapitalYershenkograd FMSR
LeaderVoivodii-Dovarisch Iosef Yershenko
FaithCult of Personality


The United Council Republics of Eurasian Socialist Federation is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Voivodii-Dovarisch Iosef Yershenko with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 10.489 billion Eurasians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yershenkograd FMSR. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,071 trillion Stalias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 197,458 Stalias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurasian Socialist Federation's national animal is the Motpz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

Eurasian Socialist Federation is ranked 20,289th in the world and 620th in Balder for Highest Drug Use, scoring 98.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 221stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 227thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 550thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 618thSafest: 619thHighest Average Tax Rates: 642ndLowest Crime Rates: 754thMost Subsidized Industry: 768thLargest Governments: 818thLargest Welfare Programs: 875thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,616thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,774thMost Developed: 1,947thMost Influential: 1,966thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,006thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,612thMost Inclusive: 3,664thMost Efficient Economies: 3,739thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,947thMost Pacifist: 4,024thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,033rdSmartest Citizens: 4,111thHealthiest Citizens: 4,804thHighest Economic Output: 5,609thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,673rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,871stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,888thMost Cultured: 6,042ndTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,150thMost Income Equality: 11,606th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 54th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 88th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 90th in the regionMost Inclusive: 129th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 133rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 141st in the regionMost Pacifist: 189th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 211th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 221st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 226th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 229th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 247th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 253rd in the regionMost Cultured: 254th in the regionMost Income Equality: 257th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 481st in the region

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