The Biological Hazard of Euricanis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Not Applicable with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.143 billion Euricians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carlstown. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurician economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion canisters of EoE a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,542 canisters of EoE, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime is totally unknown. Euricanis's national animal is the Eurician Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Continuous Population Reduction.

Euricanis is ranked 7,126^th in the world and 184^th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,536.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.