The Biological Hazard of Euricanis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by System 4 with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.501 billion Euricians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carlstown. The average income tax rate is 80.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurician economy, worth 498 trillion canisters of EoE a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 142,444 canisters of EoE, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euricanis's national animal is the Eurician Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Continuous Population Reduction.

Euricanis is ranked 8,154^th in the world and 187^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.