The Biological Hazard of Euricanis is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Not Applicable with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.758 billion Euricians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carlstown. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurician economy, worth 979 trillion canisters of EoE a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,142 canisters of EoE, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, Not Applicable's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Euricanis's mid-life crisis, and restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics. Crime is totally unknown. Euricanis's national animal is the Eurician Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Continuous Population Reduction.

Euricanis is ranked 202,744^th in the world and 10,534^th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 227.45 milliStalins.