The Biological Hazard of Euricanis is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.756 billion Euricians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyke. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurician economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion canisters of EoE a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,871 canisters of EoE, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euricanis's national animal is the Eurician Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Continuous Population Reduction.

Euricanis is ranked 5,755^th in the world and 173^rd in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 139.34 Insults Per Minute.