by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,638thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,965thMost Primitive: 3,155th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Motto
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Euro 095

Population6.644 billion

CurrencyCards
AnimalRaven

The Oppressed Peoples of Euro 095 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, fear of technology, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.644 billion Euro 095ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Euro 095ian economy, worth 844 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,032 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, nobody likes bad boys any more, the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Euro 095ian weed picker, and kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 095's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Euro 095 is ranked 146,632nd in the world and 936th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 177.3667614852 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,638thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,965thTop
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Most Primitive: 3,155thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,948thNudest: 5,858thMost Armed: 6,145thMost Authoritarian: 10,098thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,186thMost Patriotic: 12,785thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,857thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,763rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 18,076thMost Developed: 20,421stHighest Poor Incomes: 24,649thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,371stLongest Average Lifespans: 28,769thMost Beautiful Environments: 29,155th
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Most Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionNudest: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Armed: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euro 095 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Euro 095 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 095, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 095, the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Euro 095ian weed picker.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 095, nobody likes bad boys any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 095, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 095, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Euro 095 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Euro 095 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 095, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.

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