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Largest Insurance Industry: 188thHighest Disposable Incomes: 258thMost Avoided: 326th
The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Exporting Evil Since 2002
Influence
Negotiator
Security Officer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Evil Incarnate

Population19.495 billion

CapitalEvil Incarnata
Leaderthe android Irana Maltroff
FaithGaron

CurrencyPetal
AnimalShrew

The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the android Irana Maltroff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.495 billion Elves are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Incarnata. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Elven economy, worth a remarkable 7,808 trillion Petals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 400,550 Petals, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,103,361 per year while the poor average 40,785, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, agricultural employees work for peanuts, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Elves can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Evil Incarnate's national animal is the Shrew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Garon.

Evil Incarnate is ranked 1,858th in the world and 4th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 26,719.51 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 188thHighest Disposable Incomes: 258thMost Avoided: 326thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 341stFattest Citizens: 347thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 372ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 420thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 473rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 482ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 606thMost Efficient Economies: 707thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 746thMost Armed: 758thLargest Mining Sector: 763rdHighest Average Incomes: 779thHighest Economic Output: 830thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 839thMost Corrupt Governments: 901stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 994thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,048thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,124thMost Devout: 1,460thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,749thNudest: 1,805thLargest Retail Industry: 1,858thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,154thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,289thLargest Governments: 3,752ndSmartest Citizens: 3,987thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,552ndRudest Citizens: 5,373rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,199thLargest Populations: 7,824thLowest Crime Rates: 7,923rdLargest Gambling Industry: 9,742ndLargest Black Market: 11,518thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,011thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,963rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,506thMost Pro-Market: 20,614thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,831stMost Stationary: 22,053rdMost Influential: 22,909th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the region

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