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Largest Insurance Industry: 387thLargest Gambling Industry: 540thMost Stationary: 1,040th
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Evil Lord Sauron

Population29.245 billion

CapitalBarad-Dur
LeaderThe Ever Present Eye of Sauron
Faithevilness of evil Scientology

CurrencyMan Flesh
AnimalNazgul

The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Ever Present Eye of Sauron with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.245 billion Mordorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-Dur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Lord Sauronian economy, worth a remarkable 7,215 trillion Man Fleshes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,733 Man Fleshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 751,431 per year while the poor average 62,876, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Evil Lord Sauron, and restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Lord Sauron's national animal is the Nazgul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is evilness of evil Scientology.

Evil Lord Sauron is ranked 1,040th in the world and 1st in Mordor for Most Stationary, with 4,704.70532232 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 387thLargest Gambling Industry: 540thMost Stationary: 1,040thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,099thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,185thMost Avoided: 1,273rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,330thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,406thFattest Citizens: 1,433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,533rdHighest Economic Output: 1,709thLargest Mining Sector: 1,872ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,785thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,053rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,590thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,925thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,283rdLargest Black Market: 4,544thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,749thLargest Populations: 4,823rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,882ndMost Devout: 5,036thMost Influential: 5,123rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,576thLargest Retail Industry: 5,744thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,676thRudest Citizens: 9,497thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,212thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,791stMost Armed: 16,692ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,542ndMost Patriotic: 19,052ndLargest Governments: 23,273rdMost Conservative: 26,381stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,319th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the region

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