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Most Secular: 1,341stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,122ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,042nd
The Socialist Utopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Pyotr Savvich Morozov
Influence
Shoeshiner
Governor
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Ex Patrian SSR

Population7.802 billion

CapitalRostov-on-Don
LeaderPyotr Savvich Morozov
FaithAtheism

CurrencyPatriyskiy ruble
AnimalCaucasian goat

The Socialist Utopia of Ex Patrian SSR is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pyotr Savvich Morozov with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.802 billion Patrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov-on-Don. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Patriyskiy economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion Patriyskiy rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 158,000 Patriyskiy rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and cars are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ex Patrian SSR's national animal is the Caucasian goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ex Patrian SSR is ranked 291,473rd in the world and 12th in Soviet Democracy for Fattest Citizens, with 4.64 Obesity Rate.

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Most Secular: 1,341stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,122ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,042ndBest Weather: 4,471stLowest Crime Rates: 5,189thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,609thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,632ndMost Developed: 5,715thLargest Governments: 5,774thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,179thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,891stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,181stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,371stHealthiest Citizens: 9,076thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,595thSmartest Citizens: 9,914thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,528thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,654thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,368thMost Authoritarian: 15,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,856thMost Inclusive: 16,185thMost Patriotic: 17,275thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,370thHighest Average Incomes: 19,453rdMost Income Equality: 21,281stHighest Economic Output: 22,909thHighest Food Quality: 23,560thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,649thMost Efficient Economies: 29,528th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Ex Patrian SSR's influence in Soviet Democracy rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Ex Patrian SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Ex Patrian SSR removed Executive, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls authority from the WA Delegate The Empire of Yerrrr in Soviet Democracy.
  • : Ex Patrian SSR's influence in Soviet Democracy rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".

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