by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 17thMost Armed: 20th
The Imperial Provinces of
Capitalizt
We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Exxosia

Population16.174 billion

CapitalExxosia Central City
Leaderthe Great and Mighty Exxos
Faithnot applicable

CurrencyXosar
AnimalExxosian void hawk

The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Great and Mighty Exxos with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.174 billion Exxosians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exxosia Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Exxosian economy, worth a remarkable 5,470 trillion Xosars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 338,213 Xosars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,532,268 per year while the poor average 45,805, a ratio of 33.5 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Exxosian void hawks and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exxosia's national animal is the Exxosian void hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is not applicable.

Exxosia is ranked 206,186th in the world and 20th in Antarctic Oasis for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -17.72 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 17thMost Armed: 20thMost Rebellious Youth: 39thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rdRudest Citizens: 114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 115thFattest Citizens: 119thMost Avoided: 149thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 181stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 198thLargest Retail Industry: 244thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 345thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 374thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 378thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 403rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 447thHighest Disposable Incomes: 448thSmartest Citizens: 449thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 868thHighest Average Incomes: 1,328thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,522ndHighest Economic Output: 1,564thLargest Mining Sector: 1,735thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,812thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,341stMost Inclusive: 2,875thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,375thMost Stationary: 5,111thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,704thTop
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Most Influential: 10,682ndNudest: 11,070thLargest Populations: 11,110thLargest Black Market: 11,191stMost Cultured: 12,512thHighest Drug Use: 13,482ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,796thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,799th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Exxosian void hawks and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, government officials across Exxosia are being "encouraged" to adopt Exxosian void hawks to set an example for the populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.

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