The Dictatorship of EZOPIA is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 246 million EZOPIAians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped EZOPIAian economy, worth 8.72 trillion EZOCOINS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,438 EZOCOINS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
War criminals are given full state funerals, shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EZOPIA's national animal is the RAT, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : EZOPIA's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : EZOPIA was endorsed by The Mighty Foundation of Concrete Slab.
- : EZOPIA was endorsed by The Great Empire of Kandorith.
- : EZOPIA was endorsed by The Actinic Light of Nyxonia.
- : EZOPIA was endorsed by The Principality of Beausoleil.
- : EZOPIA was endorsed by The Empire of Milkyway Republic.
- : EZOPIA was endorsed by The Confederacy of Auktopia.
- : EZOPIA was endorsed by The People's Republic of Flaklidard.
- : EZOPIA was endorsed by The All hail Bingus of Drew Durrnil.
- : EZOPIA was endorsed by The Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia.
Endorsements Received: 52 » Murelia, Osheiga, Trellania, Saciu, Holota, New Benjamin, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Qvait, Beblahbleblo, Tepertopia, Aidenfieeld, Corgitopiaa, Land Without Shrimp, Tsunamy, Bawkie, Westenhald, Paganan, PenguinPies, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Anatasha, New Qafedemar, Omonoia, Nowa Europa, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Hanguk-Nippon, Scheeeeeeeeeeeia, Wehraboos, Nivosea, Blondiesland, Volaworand, LadyRebels, JavaSiege, Belschaft, Yaravia, Aumeltopia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Lepzie, Holy Free, Kringalia, Amerion, Bkv, Taigama, Farengeto, Rebel-topia, Drew Durrnil, Flaklidard, Auktopia, Milkyway Republic, Beausoleil, Nyxonia, and 2 others.Kandorith, and Concrete Slab.