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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,323rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,669thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,112th
The Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Oh Fake Canada
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Fake Canada

Population8.263 billion

CapitalFake Ottawa
LeaderTrodoe

Currencyfake Canadian dollar
Animalfake beaver

The Empire of Fake Canada is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Trodoe with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.263 billion Fake Canadians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fake Ottawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake Canadan economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion fake Canadian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 156,473 fake Canadian dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 704,130 per year while the poor average 21,451, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

The ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, Trodoe's Twitcher account is typically used to share fake beaver memes rather than government policy, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake Canada's national animal is the fake beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake Canada is ranked 195,472nd in the world and 6,281st in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -328.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,323rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,669thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,112thMost Avoided: 7,156thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,889thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,858thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,193rdTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 10,460thMost Efficient Economies: 10,467thLargest Black Market: 10,754thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,291stLargest Retail Industry: 11,697thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,986thHighest Average Incomes: 12,013thHighest Economic Output: 12,742ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,678thMost Stationary: 13,718thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,605thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,419thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,497thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,175thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,356thMost Pro-Market: 18,269thMost Developed: 18,530thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,915thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,723rd
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5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 121st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 124th in the regionMost Avoided: 171st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 191st in the regionMost Stationary: 201st in the regionLargest Populations: 225th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 225th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 244th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 247th in the regionLargest Black Market: 266th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 274th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 301st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 304th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 304th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 304th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 320th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 322nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 326th in the regionTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 358th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 367th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 374th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 415th in the regionRudest Citizens: 442nd in the regionMost Developed: 464th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 483rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 559th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 579th in the regionMost Influential: 617th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 619th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 634th in the regionMost Secular: 634th in the regionLargest Governments: 640th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fake Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Fake Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Fake Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Fake Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Fake Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Fake Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Fake Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Fake Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Fake Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Fake Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.

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