Population | 6.513 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Dog |
The Fiefdom of Fake communism12 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.513 billion Fake communism12ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism12ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,052 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.
The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, and the government is under the thumb of countless special interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism12's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake communism12 is ranked 115,700th in the world and 1,845th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 328.6597202132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism12, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism12, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism12, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism12, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism12, Leader is worshipped as a god.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism12, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism12, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism12, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism12, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism12, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.