Population | 6.4 billion |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | fox |
The Republic of Fake communism97 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.4 billion Fake communism97ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism97ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 247,079 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned foxball fields, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism97's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake communism97 is ranked 115,799th in the world and 2,032nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 328.6325327306 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned foxball fields.
- : Fake communism97 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, the entire entry for Fake communism97 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.