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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,422ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,910thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,046th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Unity, Discipline, Work
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Fake communism97

Population6.4 billion

Currencybitcoin
Animalfox

The Republic of Fake communism97 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.4 billion Fake communism97ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism97ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 247,079 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned foxball fields, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism97's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism97 is ranked 115,799th in the world and 2,032nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 328.6325327306 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,422ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,910thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,046thLargest Black Market: 2,704thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,944thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,226thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,426thLargest Mining Sector: 4,471stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,544thHighest Average Incomes: 5,544thMost Avoided: 5,613thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,792ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,964thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,271stMost Efficient Economies: 6,300thNudest: 7,089thMost Patriotic: 10,226thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,293rdLargest Governments: 13,415thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,754thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,047thHighest Economic Output: 16,722ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,531stLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,940thMost Armed: 23,933rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,347th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 200th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 245th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 250th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 290th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 294th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 299th in the regionNudest: 299th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 302nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 332nd in the regionMost Avoided: 346th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 493rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 678th in the regionLargest Governments: 737th in the regionMost Patriotic: 908th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 940th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 952nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 960th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned foxball fields.
  • : Fake communism97 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, the entire entry for Fake communism97 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism97, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.

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